Official Game Screenshots
Here you'll find the screenshots from our games... Enjoy!
2007-12-26 Halo 3 Game
We had a quick and unofficial Halo 3 game last night. Figured I'd put the screens up online for others to see.
Bear in mind that this page may load slowly due to the large number of pictures I'm posting. Slow connections beware...
Criswellious attempts to hammer Schultmc
Hammer v. Rockets.... Hmmmmm....
Schultmc launches an explosive crate at Criswellious
"I see your Gravity Hammer and I raise you a grenade to the face!"
"Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get grenades in there!"
Schultmc's Sniper Rifle v. Criswellious' Ghost
KAPOW!
Schultmc takes down Criswellious with the classic grenade/bullet combo
Careful with that axe, Eugene
Schultmc has a nasty surprise for Criswellious
Schultmc launches Criswellious over the edge with his Gravity Hammer
Schultmc and Criswellious: Clash of the Titans?
FORE!
Schultmc and Criswellious manage to kill eachother
Schultmc: Fully loaded or half-cocked?
Hello, my name is Criswellious. I will be the instrument of your destruction tonight.
"Hot stuff, comin' through!"
That Criswellious guy is a jackass...
Schultmc snipes Raprot
Schultmc: "Hey! Where you goin', Raprot? I have a present for you!"
Schultmc: "There you go! Happy Christmas, Raprot!"
"Will... You... Guys... Stop... Moving!"
This is one ménage à trois that isn't going to end well...
"Hey! No fair ganging up on me! Don't you know who I am?! I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
BONK!
Gravity Hammer v. Chopper.
2008-01-05 Halo 3
Here you'll find the screenshots from our last Halo 3 game. Enjoy!
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Criswellious punches Sloth in the face, "Back off my skull!"
Punchy McPuncherson, I mean Criswellious, punches Schultmc
Janoric, Schultmc and Raprot fight over the skull in Ninjaball
Janoric makes Raprot go boom
Raprot smacks the living hell out of Criswellious
Criswellious chain-guns Sloth
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Raprot declared vehicle shenanigans very early on in our one King of the Hill match
More Raprot vehicle shenanigans
Yet more Raprot vehicle shenanigans
Hmmmm... I'm sensing a theme here... Too bad there's two people blasting at him with rockets... Poor Raprot...
Raprot's reign of automotive terror is ended by Criswellious who pulls him from his flying instrument of doom
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Janoric and Criswellious: Truckin'
Raprot makes a run for the heavily armed Elephant to steal red team's flag
Meanwhile, Sloth has already captured the blue team flag...
"Hands off my flag, bitch!"
Page 4
Everyone tries to defend themselves from Sloth, the Zombie
Raprot v. Schultmc, the Zombie
Schultmc flambés Sloth
Raprot: Dual action woman pleaser?
Raprot gets revenge on Janoric for the earlier rocket fiasco
Sloth and Schultmc duke it out in Slayer
2008-01-19 Halo 3 Screenshots
Here's the screenshots from our game this last weekend. Enjoy!
FWIW, we played a couple of quick deathmatch-style games, then we did Campaign Metagame mode on Legendary.
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Raprot and Janoric duke it out in a custom Juggernaut mode ("Bite Me Naut").
More Juggernaut, this time with rockets.
Raprot does a trickshot rocket blast.
Raprot and Criswellious exchange rockets.
3-way between Raprot, Janoric and Criswellious.
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Janoric and Criswellious ride into action in "The Ark" on Campaign Metagame mode.
Raprot attempts to snipe grunts.... *POP* "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Kids, don't try this at home: Criswellious sticks a Covenant Hunter with a grenade.
That Damned Skull
The skull in "The Ark" is one of the most difficult ones to get in the game. In past games, we've done a lot of different things to get it, including a 3 man pyramid at one time. This game, however, we discovered what seems to be an easier and more reliable method...
- 1) Get a chopper onto the platform
- 2) Line the chopper up with the extended arm of the platform (where the skull is)
- 3) Have someone stand on the front of the chopper while someone else pilots it. The person standing on the chopper should face the arm of the platform.
- 4) The person driving the chopper should accelerate off the ledge at a medium speed (not too fast, not too slow)
- 5) At the apex of the maneuver, the person standing on the chopper should jump off and onto the arm
If everyone did their jobs correctly, you should have someone up with the skull.
Driving the chopper off as the player jumps
Raprot with the skull
2008-02-02 Halo 3 Metagame Screenshots
This week we had a semi-impromptu game (we had none planned) where we finished up Schultmc's Legendary achievement and got a few others closer to that same achievement. We also got some Metagame achievements too. Here's the shots from the game.
Read on for all the shots.
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Grunt: "What, it's my birthday? Yay!..... OUCH SUNOVA!"
Me-haul (Schultmc) fails at Halo...
Animation of Me-Haul (Schultmc) failing...
"You guys need a push?"
Criswellious is in for a nasty surprise...
"GAH! You bastards snagged all over my visor!"
Raprot: "Uh... we may be in over our heads..."
2008-03-22 Halo 3 Screenshots
We had some really fun games this week. Here's some highlight screenshots from them.
Read on for all the shots.
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Jan and Criswell crash while pretending to be 'Harry Potter'..
Raprot and Janoric fight for dominance in the Sumo mod...
Raprot, Criswell, and Xilldon battle in the Sumo arena..
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Raprot action shot...
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3.... 2.... 1...
VRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM....
Xill: A pink blockage in the speedway of life...
Nades N Spades was a real hit... we'll have to play this mod again...
Criswell: Heh, no one can see me 'cuz I'm in-biz-dable!
Xill: GAH! WHY DO YOU HATE MY CROTCH?!
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Raprot sticks Criswell in Nades N Spades
No one told Criswell you can't snipe with grenades...
Somehow, Criswell was able to snipe with grenades anyway :-)
Shark and "JAWS" were another couple of fun mods :-)
Bwah.... shotguns no good at ranged attacks...
Smile you son of a BITCH!
Xill prepares to snack on Criswell (See, Xill is the 'Shark'... bah... never mind...)
2008-04-05 Halo 3 Multiplayer Screenshots
Sorry it's taken a week to get these online... but here's the screenshots from two weeks ago, enjoy :-)
Read on for the rest of the shots....
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Schultmc makes Criswell eat hot lead...
Criswell baptizes DoctorCal.... in the ass...
Janoric takes aim at Criswell
Obligatory Raprot action shot
Surprise! Butt-sex!
Uh... guys? Hey, leave my column alone, 'Kay?
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Raprot is.... THE SHARK!
Are you there God? It's me, DUFF-MAN!
Poor DoctorCal... everybody's bitch...
Wakka wakka?
Idiots playing Pac-Man mod and not finding the power pellet... LOOK UP YOU DOUCHES!
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Like a Ballet....
...with asplosions..
SURPISE! RANGED BUTT-SEX!!
Nades'N'Spades was a hit
Obligatory Janoric action shot
Schultmc has some killer gastrointestinal problems...
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Obligatory Raprot death shot
Criswell gets.... ahem... "Jiggy wit' it"
Schultmc sends Criswell flying
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! Stop screaming, you can't hear me say "POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"
Obligatory racetrack "starting line" action shot
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Pink Janoric's Epic Roadblock
DoctorCal prepares to get paypack for being everyone's bitch all night long...
Wave goodbye to the nice people...
Air Pressure was a big hit
Janoric and Schultmc square off
High ground ain't gonna help you now, bitch...